February 2, 2024 | A Very Special Edition

Ah Memories. Damage CTRL. The Ladies. As they once were. The Captain Dakota Kai. The Genius of the SKY IYO SKY. Bullheaded Bayley. One final toast to those OGS.

Reality. The Ladies as they will be. Going forward. No egomaniac. No manipulator. No Bayley. Superior in every way. Dakota Kai. WWE Women's Champion IYO SKY. WWE Women's Tag Team Champions Asuka & Kairi Sane. Will it come to pass tonight? Soon after? The Oracle I consulted could not see exactly when, only that it will.

Welcome to a very special edition of The Chronicler's Corner. Penned by yours truly, the humble and compassionate chronicler of the story of Dakota Kai.

The first order of business. When Dakota Kai and company come to your city, make sure your city invests in an enema so your city doesn't stink like Brooklyn did. They deserve to inhale pleasant aroma, not foul stench. To be fair, maybe in that case it wasn't the city, just Bayley having some really bad gas after that Ruffles pity party she gave herself after failing her team at WarGames.

So people, tonight might be the night. A great night. The night justice is delivered. Oh hell, tonight might be the night Bayley gets her ass kicked like she deserves for all the wrongs she's done to Dakota Kai, IYO SKY, Asuka and Kairi Sane.

Steak. Nope. This calls for filet mignon. Whiskey. Scotch. Beer. Why pick? Classical Music to strum my fingers to. I'm ready.

In case you need to be reminded of why Bayley had this coming. She's a snake. Lies. Manipulation. Selfishness. The worse of the worse.

Kairi Sane was violently attacked by Bayley in 2020. Bayley never paid for that. You hurt Kairi you hurt Asuka too. The Living Legend Asuka stands by her friend Kairi. Unlike that fake ass boss who took the monet over her buddy. Understandably too. Bayley did to Sasha Banks the same awful things she did to Dakota and IYO.

IYO SKY is Your Champion. In spite of Bayley jealously trying to screw her over multiple times then only helping her to live vicariously through her. All the while still lacking confidence in her. Constantly staring at the belt. Threatening to take the title under the disguise of a joke. Bayley recently promised she would pursue the Women's World Champion NOT IYO but Bayley cowardly went back on her word claiming she hasn't made her choice. Even if Bayley still plans to pursue the Women's World Title, how can IYO trust her after Bayley already lied to her?

Remember when Dakota Kai said Bayley saved her from falling into a dark place? There was a time when Our Captain, Our King was having a mental crisis. Fortunately, she made a friend who helped her heal. She was in a good place until hard times fell on her. Then she was falling back into that dark mental space, suffering. Bayley came to her under the lie of friendship, offering Dakota her job back... promising her the world... then just used her as part of her personal security force. Bayley took advantage of Dakota's mental plight and friendship.

Dakota Kai is a good woman. A True Lady. Selfless. Charitable. Friend to dogs. Even cats. She's a good soul. She's the true Damage CTRL OG yet Bayley didn't even include her in her latest plans for Damage CTRL. Dakota Kai is presently injured but that's no excuse to leave her out of talk of future plans.

So Bayley fans, I'm a compassionate person. I even expressed warm thoughts about Bayley prior to the holidays. So I want to say something nice to the Bayley fans. I've been told when that thing happens, it's gonna hit you hard like cocaine. Don't do cocaine, it's bad for you. That's it.

Dakota Kai. The mastermind. The TRUE leader of the group. She's the only legit boss.

I go now and prepare to feast, cheer, drink. To witness JUSTICE. Tonight. Soon. Doesn't matter when. Bayley cannot escape her fate, her eternal punishment at the hands of those she wronged.

Disclaimer: The Chronicler Posts are a character talking about actual pro-wrestling television characters, never the real persons who portray them.