April 8, 2024 | The Day After WrestleMania XL

Your Chronicler of The Great Story of Dakota Kai cannot foresee what awaits Dakota Kai, IYO SKY, Asuka and Kairi Sane following WrestleMania XL. But I can tell you what would be magnificence: Damage CTRL making the world burn.

Our Captain, Our King Dakota Kai loping heads off en route to long-overdue, deserved gold -- turning Mami into mush if that is the path she would choose. Kairi Sane rampaging her pirate ship like Burnout, firing cannons left and right, snatching booty and gracefully dropping elbows. The Terrifer Asuka spraying enemies of Damage CTRL with spicy mist. IYO SKY giving fools shoteis with a brick. A BRICK. Misery for all the division who oppose The Ladies Magnificent.

Before I wrap this one up, I want to assure you all that I.AM.OKAY. Why wouldn't I be? Why? WHY FUCKING WHY!

May Damage CTRL lay waste to this new world of piss and shit. The Mastermind Dakota Kai. Your FOREVER WWE Women's Champion IYO SKY. WWE Women's Tag Team Champions Asuka & Kairi Sane. Know that no matter how much has changed in the world, what remains the same is that Dakota Kai is Always Right.

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